SanTa & BanTa

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You

know

why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying

furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza

hut kyun leja raha hai........

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta

hai

jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.