We are responsible for what we are : Swami Vivekananda

We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves.

 

If what we are now has been the result of our own past actions, it certainly follows that whatever we wish to be in future can be produced by our present actions; so we have to know how to act."   Swami Vivekananda

For all the gals..................hurry now...... :) :) :) :)

Due to recession, I had to leave my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need a new one now, so pass on this information to your friends.

 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: 

 

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. 

Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. 

 

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

• Bike rides each duration 1 hour

• Trips to National Highways

• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

• 2 movies per month (on weekends)

• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense) 

 

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand (not exceed one per quarter) will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. 

 

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) 

 

 

Please NOTE:

 

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends are NOT eligible at all. 

 

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc. 

Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. 

Search never ends!!

 

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be attached in the email
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

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Sharing How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a PERSON

 A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a home-spun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Harvard.

"We want to see the President "the ma n said softly.

"He'll be busy all day "the secretary snapped.

"We'll wait" the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president..

"Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave" she said to him. The President, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him "We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched....He was shocked. "Madam "he said, gruffly, " we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery."

"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly" We don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, and then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."

For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now. The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it costs to start a university ? Why don't we just start our own?"

Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name: -StanfordUniversity, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

Most of the time we judge people by their outer appearance, which can be misleading. And in this impression, we tend to treat people badly by thinking they can do nothing for us. Thus we tend to lose our potential good friends, employees or customers.

Remember

In our Life, we seldom get people with whom we want to share & grow our thought process. But because of our inner EGO we miss them forever.



It is you who have to decide with whom you are getting associated in day to day life.

Small people talk about others,

Average people talk about things,

Great people talk about ideas.