Kalyug ka Maths

1. SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com...
3. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
5. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10. 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger
    than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.
13. One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14. Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15. Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16. New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17. Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18. Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19. action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20. Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra
    
21. 1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai
    1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat
    1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta