By all Means... MARRY! will u agree with them?

By all Means... MARRY!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them - Dumas

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste - DavidBissonette

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?  - Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.                     -    Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong - Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy - Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

 
COME GROW OLD WITH ME, THE BEST IS YET TO BE !